Friday, January 29, 2010

Top 10 reasons not to do a top 10

  1. Seeing them pop up in your rss feed can make you bitter.
  2. They wouldn't even look good on an over-sized comedy iTouch.
  3. You might be tempted to waste time commenting, "Gee, thanks, this was awesome!"
  4. They will suck your will to live right out of you.
  5. Your list is already out of date.
  6. They always contain useless arbitrary statistics.
  7. It's a cheap way to get traffic to your tumbleweed blog (guilty as charged.)
  8. They made me waste time thinking about this damn list.
  9. You are still reading this, although this list sucks the most.
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  1. Well....you can think of the number one reason why you shouldn't make a top 10.

4 comments:

  1. Dom, I'm going to bill you for the 3 minutes that took me to read your post. hahaha

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  2. Gee, thanks!, this was awesome.

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  3. Now you knew I would have to read through it, even though I didn't want to, it's just wrong and you're simply a very ill boy...

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  4. Thanks this is just what I was looking for! Maybe you could expand it out to be a top 100?

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